29 tracks to play during the Rapture

If you follow Christian fundamentalist talk radio, you’ll know that the Rapture is due to start at 6pm tomorrow night. The Rapture, for those not up on bible study (good luck tomorrow guys!), is when the true believers ascend to heaven to be with Jesus before He comes down to wreck judgement on the heathen rest. Here’s a (quite dorky) list of songs appropriate whether tomorrow is going to go very well or very badly for you.

1. Ascension John Coltrane
2. Are You Ready For the Future? Stanley Clarke
3. Better the Devil You Know Kylie Minogue
4. Bible Eyes Egyptrixx
5. Cursed By The Cross Cold Cave
6. End Of Days Ministry
7. Final Countdown Europe
8. Future Days Can
9. Heaven’s Gonna Happen Now Pains Of Being Pure At Heart
10. Higher Than The Sun Primal Scream
11. Jesus Christ Came To Me Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti
12. Jesus To A Child Hype Williams / George Michael
13. Jesus Walks Kanye West
14. Last Exit Chris & Cosey
15. Lift Yr. Skinny Fists, Like Antennas to Heaven Godspeed You! Black Emperor
16. Out Of Time Blur
17. Rapture Blondie / Marcel Fengler
18. Regret Making Mistakes Balam Acab
19. Return of the Mac Mark Morrison
20. Rise Above Black Flag
21. Rise From Your Grave Phuture
22. Rushing To Paradise House Of House
23. Saturday Night Special Fad Gadget
24. Second Coming The Stranglers / Mental Overdrive
25. Sky Warning James Pants
26. Take Me Higher Virgo
27. Vertical Ascent Moritz Van Oswald
28. Walking With Jesus Spaceman 3
29. Where Does Time Go? Oneohtrix Point Never