20.05.11

29 tracks to play during the Rapture

If you follow Christian fundamentalist talk radio, you’ll know that the Rapture is due to start at 6pm tomorrow night. The Rapture, for those not up on bible study (good luck tomorrow guys!), is when the true believers ascend to heaven to be with Jesus before He comes down to wreck judgement on the heathen rest. Here’s a (quite dorky) list of songs appropriate whether tomorrow is going to go very well or very badly for you.

  1. Ascension John Coltrane
  2. Are You Ready For the Future? Stanley Clarke
  3. Better the Devil You Know Kylie Minogue
  4. Bible Eyes Egyptrixx
  5. Cursed By The Cross Cold Cave
  6. End Of Days Ministry
  7. Final Countdown Europe
  8. Future Days Can
  9. Heaven’s Gonna Happen Now Pains Of Being Pure At Heart
  10. Higher Than The Sun Primal Scream
  11. Jesus Christ Came To Me Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti
  12. Jesus To A Child Hype Williams / George Michael
  13. Jesus Walks Kanye West
  14. Last Exit Chris & Cosey
  15. Lift Yr. Skinny Fists, Like Antennas to Heaven Godspeed You! Black Emperor
  16. Out Of Time Blur
  17. Rapture Blondie / Marcel Fengler
  18. Regret Making Mistakes Balam Acab
  19. Return of the Mac Mark Morrison
  20. Rise Above Black Flag
  21. Rise From Your Grave Phuture
  22. Rushing To Paradise House Of House
  23. Saturday Night Special Fad Gadget
  24. Second Coming The Stranglers / Mental Overdrive
  25. Sky Warning James Pants
  26. Take Me Higher Virgo
  27. Vertical Ascent Moritz Van Oswald
  28. Walking With Jesus Spaceman 3
  29. Where Does Time Go? Oneohtrix Point Never