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10.11.2009, Words by Charlie Jones
Health's favourite noises.
HEALTH’s ‘GET COLOR’, more than any record this year, is a record in love with the sheer mindbending possibilities of noise. In celebration of this, we wanted to find out what noises they adored, so a couple of weeks ago, I sat down for the interview and chatted for about an hour with the BJ, Jupiter, John and Jake about sound and sounds and sounds they loved. As I thought, they were funny, down-to-earth, totally in love with all noises in the world, and really up for doing this pretty daft idea. Here’s a list of the noises they mentioned.
Musical instruments
- Didgeridoo
- Glockenspiel
- Flute
- Pan pipes
- Full upright piano
- Church organs
- Harpsichords
- A string section
- An orchestra tuning up
- The jingle-jangle of Gamelan percussion
- The sound of a marimba
- The dissonant harmonies of Bulgarian women’s choirs
- Reverb
- Distortion
- Feedback
- Sub bass
Moments in recorded music
- The keyboards on An Ending (Ascent) on Brian Eno’s ‘Apollo’
- The guitar solo on All Along The Watchtower
- Black metal chainsaw guitars
- The soft breakdown parts of My Heart Will Go On
- The first four seconds of Black Sabbath’s Wheels Of Confusion
- The first two seconds of All I Need by My Bloody Valentine
- All of Rainy Day Dream Away by Jimi Hendrix
- The opening of Crazy Train
- The epic, heavy moment in Wagner’s ‘Ring Cycle’
Human sounds
- The human voice
- Girl orgasms
- The weirdly soothing sound of Korean yelling
- Portuguese
- Argentinean Spanish
- The Scottish accent
- The South African accent
- The Russian accent
- Norwegian
- The word restaurant
- Bavarian accent
- The “aaahhh” sound
- The words “Fuck” and “Dude”
- The words “Es tut mer late”
- Girls snoring
Nature sounds
- Waves and the ocean
- Jungle sounds
- Thunder
- Whale song
- An elk’s call
- A lions roar
- An alligator’s growl
- The dampening effect of snow on the ground
- Cats purring
City noises
- A Pringle can opening
- A tennis ball can opening
- The growl of an LA bus
- Traffic swooshing along a freeway
- Street performers in large stone squares
- The white noise of people talking
- A jacuzzi heater
- A maritime distress horn at a children’s party
- Tornado distress sirens
- Cacophonous Cathedral bells
- Continental European ambulance sirens that sound like B-movie sounds
- Opening wrappers or presents
- Glass breaking
- A mime falling down
- Cards shuffling
- Dollars being counted
- The sound of an analogue tape slowing down
- The swoosh of a New York subway
- The chain-clucking on a rollercoaster
The magnificent ‘Get Color’ is out now.
Another astounding West Coast noise band is Mi Ami, read about them here.
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